did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize