There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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