i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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