I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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