I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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