we have officially lost it.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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