You made me cry and you don't even care
My underwear smells like fireworks.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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