I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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