You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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