I wanna passion pit in your ass
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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