We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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