That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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