okay pat passed out under dana's car
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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