HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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