I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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