His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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