he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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