He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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