in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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