You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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