i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I party with great urgency now.
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