So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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