He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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