I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize