Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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