we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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