I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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