I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
wow bdsm is so cute
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