Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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