I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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