oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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