Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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