Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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