It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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