marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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