Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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