kristin has been a bad kristin
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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