i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Randomize