the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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