how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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