Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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