you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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