Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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