"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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