it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think your dad took our porno
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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