I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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