He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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