The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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