Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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