guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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